Naked Barbies and that time I swallowed my mojo
I can’t write.
There. I said it. Well…. I wrote it. Which totally mitigates my point.
But still – I can’t write! I came home from and inspiring weekend at BlogHer amongst amazing women feeling rejuvenated and excited to write.
And yet…. I’ve been sitting with this draft open for 25 minutes, failing to complete a sentence. So I guess I’m going to write about not being able to write. Oh dear God I’m starting to sound like the Bloggess. (Maybe that’s not such a bad thing after all.)
It was so much easier when I was 6 years old and forced to play out my stories with 3 Barbies, an imaginary Ken, and 2 killer 80’s outfits (there was always 1 naked Barbie, hiding out under the couch with the Imaginary Ken).
At 8 I acted out all sorts of stories with my dolls and cabbage patch kids. In the dark. Cause I was supposed to be sleeping. At one point the playpen left in my room became a Barre even though the only ballet I knew came from my vivid imagination. Think interpretive dance meets Kimmy Kibler. Not kidding.
At 12 I had conversations in my head I was too shy to have out loud with real people. In high school I just poured out my creative energy on stage. I didn’t exactly belong with the cool kids, but on stage? On stage I was a waitress, a clown in love, a reporter of sorts, a fiancee, a neighbor… On stage I belonged.
Did I write? Sure. There were many essays and independent studies, one-liners to collaborate on, and many a note craftily folded and surreptitiously passed on.
At 30 something the only play I want to see involves little people picking up their shit and garbage miraculously making their way to the curb. The masses appreciate my cooking and thank me for it at every meal. Sunshine and lollipops y’all.
Blogging the funnies of every day life proved an unwelcome challenge this week. What the fuck do I write?
Does anemia suck the funny out of your bones or just the life out of your blood? Did I bite my tongue once too many times and swallow my mojo?
So fair warning to all, maybe this week I won’t bite my tongue. Or maybe I will. So just save yourself the suspense and stick it where the sun don’t shine? No offense mind you – I just want my mojo back.
There seems to be a few people in a post-BlogHer14 haze that are struggling to write. I went through this last year after Chicago. It sucks.
And, even if you are stuck, you did write this. That’s something.
Thanks Danielle! I seem to go through it every year, but this time was worse 🙂 I can write, and write the funnies… but I can’t seem to write about anything related to how I FEEL 🙂
I didn’t even go to blogher and I’m struggling to find my mojo at present. maybe once the kids get back to school; but for now we are in limbo. And struggling.
I enjoyed your post and I’m happy you decided to just write, even if it’s about how you’re struggling to write, especially after BlogHer14. I totally get it. I hope your mojo comes back, but if not, there is nothing wrong with writing like The Bloggess.
PS. I struggle all the time to go with a topic and write about it. Sometimes I just have to shut down my computer and step away.
Thanks Janel, I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂
Loved your post because it is from the heart. You wrote what you felt and that is AWESOME. I can definitely relate to lots!
I totally feel the same way as you at times! I struggle coming up with what to say or how to word it.. feel ya pain miss!
That’s how I’ve been feeling. I need some mojo too 😉
Ha! Well, you just wrote something pretty funny and entertaining. So, there’s that. ;P
Thanks Tammi 🙂
haha! Well, you did get something written so I would say that is a step in the right direction.
I don’t ever feel pressure to write- I just kind of blurt out whatever’s on my mind then try to frantically delete the post a day later. No alcohol involved at all!
I loved reading this post today. You sound like such a creative and imaginative person that I am surprised to hear that you would be drawing a blank….I will read whatever you post because I like your style!
Can I adopt you? 🙂 Thanks, I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂
You captured my attention so you mojo still works!
I lost my mojo a few months ago and I’m struggling with it. One post a month is not going to get me very far. And part of me cares, really. The other part feels like I’ve broken free from the computer! Good luck though, I hope you find your mojo.
i see names that grab my attention and remind me of my little girl: Barbie and Lalaloopsy!
We have all been there! You will be back at it with confidence in no time I am sure. I loved the honesty of this post.
Thanks Aimee! 🙂
Ugh, I absolutely hate writers block. Current stress plays a big part in that because I can’t concentrate enough to really pin point what I want to write about most days. Having products to review helps but I don’t want my site being strictly reviews so I share advice, recipes, etc.
I’m glad you got your mojo back. I find myself in a writing slump from time to time. LOL
You’ll get it back! I think anytime you do something big it can actually hinder the mind because you’re still processing. Mojo is overrated sometimes 😉
Well…. you aren’t the only one…I lost my Mojo and didn’t go to BlogHer…. maybe it will come back soon for all of us
I didn’t get to go to Blogher and haven’t felt like I had mojo in a couple of months. I hope we all get it back!
It can be difficult to keep your mojo, especially when you have a lot going on. Writing can be tough, and sometimes the right words can be elusive.
I get like this from time to time. Thankfully I have a list from the floor to the ceiling of projects to inspire me.
I think we have all been there one time or another… glad you were able to put thought to paper or blog, lol…
Glad you got your mojo back!!! Writing can be tough some times!!!
My mojo left me months ago. Hopefully it will return soon.
Sometimes we all need a break. It helps us to refocus and eventually we get back into the grove.
My mojo is in full force but time is not on my side. Oh the joy of working at home. 😀
That’s usually when I just walk away and leave it. IF it’s not coming, I can’t force it to come.
Sometimes I have a time getting into my mojo too. The GlogHer conference sounds like it was awesome from all the buzz.
I feel you. There are times when I don’t know what and how to write. I just usually take the time off and wait till I become inspired again.
I always have a hard time getting back into the writing groove after a Blogher conference.
I say let it flow! let everything out and tell us what you really feel!
I think you did a great job. It was authentic … raw .. and to the point.
Thanks Lena! I find myself having no problems writing fluff, but the stuff that inside me… I’m still can’t write about how I’m feeling right now. Also – you have no idea what your comment means to me!
Write about what you want to, if it offends someone then they are not your ideal audience anyways. I like to read about controversy and topics that make me look deeper into myself.
Well, you did find something to write about 🙂 We all go through those times where writing doesn’t come as easy as it should. And I say be yourself and just let it flow 🙂
Everyone always tumbles into a writers block from time to time, it happens to to all bloggers.
One of my college professors said an important thing to do when you’re stuck is to just write anything you can think of, don’t worry about spelling, grammar, or anything like that. Just get things down no matter what they are, and maybe this could spark something.
Well, while you search for your mojo, I’m going to go embarrass my children by insisting on playing Barbies, doing ballet & dressing up like it’s 1989…with some awesome 80’s music too! And then I’ll watch The Goonies! Yea!
Isn’t it fun to embarrass our kids? 🙂 Can I come along? Sounds like fun! 🙂
I auditioned for the play and got accepted in it but then quit because they wanted me to sing. I do not have a singing voice and it just wasn’t for me. Glad to hear you’re always found a creative outlet. Mine is editing!
I use the weekends to write most of my posts for the week. I do the same by just sitting and staring at the screen for like half an hour.
I’m sure you can get past your writer’s block. You do have a creative mind ever since you were a child so tap into that.
Agree that you just need to find your own voice and go with it! Bring it back to the “fun” of blogging!
I have had a writers block lately and it just kills me. I have to find my mojo !
i take ages to complete a post….sometimes ‘m so pissed about it..i need an out..
Writers block can be annoying sometimes, but usually great ideas come soon after. I hope you find some inspiration soon.
Time to puke that mojo back up 😉 I would expand immediately on the hilariousness of naked Barbie and her imaginary romps with Ken. You love the stage- set up that under the couch scene and tell us about it 🙂 My Barbies also did some naughty, weird stuff based on things that I saw on tv with my sister. I love Barbie stories lol.
So what you’re saying is I should write some Barbie & Ken porn? LOL I might tell you all about those shenanigans once day 😉
I don’t belong to a writer’s block because I can’t say that I’m a good writer. I hope you’ll be inspired and I know you’re a good writer.
For not being able to write, I think you did very well. 🙂 Thanks for sharing.
You’re too sweet 🙂 thanks!
Hopefully a little breathing time away from it will refresh you a bit. Wishing you your mojo back. 🙂
Love the quote in the first image. It’s 100% true.
Hilarious read! ‘Mojo’ always remind me of Austin Powers. Ha
Michelle
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🙂 me too! I was wondering if someone would mention it lol
I usually come home from a conference feeling confused and questioning my choices for writing. You’ll get back on track!
I am sure you will it eventually.. I usally take a break when my mojo disappears,,
I would love to go to Blogher. I am from Chicago, so that would be fun!