Ophira Eisenbergscrew everyone screwed her way to monogamy and lived to tell the tale.  Honest and hilarious, you’ll find yourself cheering her on through the woes of avoiding – and ultimately finding – a committed relationship.

Excuse her French… She’s Canadian!  Reading this book was a true eye-opener: an education into the language of the lady bits.  There are more names for one’s weebits than I could have possible imagined!

Pondering if one should tip the Korean waxer who loudly pronounced her the monkey-girl she learns an interesting fact.  “I had a very small window of time to make the best of that expensive bikini wax” she writes, “being half Israeli, it was about forty minutes”.

LOVED the book, enjoyed her humor, appreciated her frankness and candor.  She tells it like it is, or was.  Leave your prudish shoes at the door ’cause you’re in for quite the ride.

Screw Everyone is being released on March 26th and will be available on Amazon.ca and other retailers in paperback and kindle editions.  Enjoy!