Are you a good mother?
Summer always starts off with the gentle earth-mother-esque firm-yet-gentle whisper-screaming-scary-mom voice. By the time back to school rolls around the earth mother has disappeared. Her replacement must
shout scream bellow just to be heard over the herd of screaming hyenas posing as innocent children.
Yeah, I know. I should scream less. I should be more patient and understanding. I should probably stab myself in the eyes with a cayenne-laced pencil instead of getting upset.
The newly folded laundry is on the floor mixed with the dirty clothes that WAS in the basket. There’s an (empty) bowl of cherries under the table and you know that’s going to end up in a shitstorm.
The preschooler found time to pee in the potty but the 3rd grader was doing ‘running-jumping-dance-gymnastics‘ and tripped over the pot while the other one was pulling up her pants. Meanwhile, the toddler has a sock in one hand and my brand new shirt in the other, attempting the clean the pee in a ‘wax-on-wax-off’ fashion.
There’s a decapitated naked Barbie on the floor and Daddy’s shoes are wedged between the seat cushions of our couch. The now-empty laundry basket is turned upside-down, trapping the cat who’s furtively trying – and failing – to escape his new cage.
All of this because I decided that my exploding bladder was more important than, say, just about anything else in that moment. All of this for a quick 30 second pee-wipe-flush-wash sprint. There must be a time-warp vortex in our house – how else can you explain so much damage in so little time?
Does this make me a bad mother?
Probably not. But I won’t lie, I’m super excited for Back-To-School. So excited that when I saw this post about turning shower caddies into homework stations I just had to make some for the kids (and maybe for me too…). All I needed – other than copious amounts of school supplies – was a dollar store shower caddie and some chalkboard labels from Kidecals.
I recently discovered Kidecals and now I might be getting slightly obsessed with this whole labeling thing. I got labels for the pantry (breakfast stuff does NOT go on the pasta shelf and vice versa!). I got more of the chalkboard labels to use over the hooks I bought to organize the kids’ coats (the fact that said hooks have been in their Ikea bag for 6 months is besides the point). I might even have gotten a label for my bin of labels.
Kids still driving you nuts?
Grab a glass of wine, sit back, and browse the Kidecals website while dreaming of your perfectly organized pristine dream home with white towels and sheets that stay white and a kitchen devoid of fruit flies as you’ll never discover a shriveled up old orange in the (properly labelled) utensil jar.
While I didn’t find my dream home for sale on their website, I am excited to reorganize my life once the kids are back in school and label the heck out of everything 🙂 Shipping to Ottawa was roughly $13 and the prices are super reasonable. What are you looking forward to labeling?