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Hello world!

Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start writing!

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What I’ve Been Up To

Sometimes one needs - and deserves - and a time out.  After I published my thoughts on the Great Cheeto I put myself on a media time out to preserve my sanity. Life... Chaos? Following my self-imposed media blackout my parents moved out, going into...

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Breaking: Vagina Wars

Trump declares war on vaginas, inspires legions to attempt control of baby cannons everywhere. Angry pussies #resist and #persist.

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Dating 101 and Uncommon Goods

Dating tips, F-bombs, and all things uncommon goods. Oh, and an ampersand cheese tray. And glitter. Lots and lots of Glitter. Just don’t get sloshed.

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