What comes out of my mouth when I’m upset can sometimes be quite funny.
The funniest awful things I’ve ever told J-F?
Pregnant with Annabelle, in pain, and needing him to (obviously) come home: “Do NOT pass Go, do NOT collect 200 dollars, just GET YOUR ASS HOME!”
More recently while I had three screaming kids in our bed I called out for him to come help me. Not realizing he had his head phones on and couldn’t hear me I tried calling his cell. I would have gone down myself but I was kind of stuck amidst the screaming
“What the fuck are you waiting for, I texted, a courier pigeon?!? I need you upstairs!”
Though in the moment I was definitely PISSED I still giggle when I think back at that text. Thankfully J-F has a great sense of humour and also saw the comedic value in this.
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said in a fit of anger? The funniest? Comment below, tweet with the #letsgetreal hashtag, or tag @DomestiqueManager in your facebook share!